Every time I get chicken nuggets from McDonald's, I'm usually half cut and do not pay attention to what I'm shoving in my mouth.

That wouldn't be the case however, if I was told there's a chance there might be a golden nugget hiding in my box. I'd check those fuckers carefully.

A new promotion in Japan is making people double check their nuggets, as they are dropping an 18 carat gold chicken nugget into a random box, which will be worth £1,000 to the finder.

It comes along side the release of two new dipping sauces that are being released in Japan - fruit curry and creamy cheese.

Shits all over McDonald's Monopoly, doesn't it?

There's a separate Twitter competition running alongside the golden nuggets, where users try to guess the identity of the thief in the advert.

The weekly winners of that competition are rewarded with 39 chicken nuggets.

All of that sounds great, only it makes no fucking sense to give out 39 nuggets. Make it 40.

And why only China? :/

Ladies and gentlemen, Avicii has quit music. Sort of.

Yes you read that right: the King of EDM, as we're sure at least a few people have called him over the years, has abdicated. He's left the building. Goodnight. Sayonara. That's it. Finished. Game over.

In a statement released on his website, Avicii, AKA Tim Bergling, has revealed that we'll never see him again. Well, at least after his current tour ends, he'll no longer be playing live shows. So he's not actually stopping making music, but if we want to see the man himself in the flesh you'll need to become super solid personal friends with him.

This is what he wrote

"Thank you for letting me fulfil so many of my dreams," he says. "I will be forever grateful to have experienced and accomplished all that I have with the help of the team around me and my beloved fans. Thank you to all my peers in the business for building a new movement that took the world by storm and I was lucky enough to be in the middle of it. Thank you to all my partners through the years who believed in what I have created and wanted to amplify my work to a truly global presence."

Ah, the glorious aim of the artist — to establish a truly global presence! Nice work, Timbo, mate. Rather intriguingly, right at the bottom of the post, the man behind classics like"Wake Me Up" and "Levels" includes his new phone number, stating, "P.S. I've got a new phone so you can text me re all this +46769436383. Please bare with me I might not be super quick to reply. X"

Wow great! Right? Nope. Now as he has millions of followers and have got like million of texts I don't think he would be replying mine for sure. Also as you can see in the photos that he doesn't have a good sense of humour. So he's a Twat. Well I'm  gonna keep trying though.

Will follow with more texts in a separate post :v

Never Give Up It is easy to give up but difficult to keep fighting for something in which you have failed multiple times.



But to fall for 46th time and rise again to take the challenge, you need more than determination and grit.


This is the story of 77-year-old Shiv Charan Yadav, from Khohari village in Alwar is appearing for the 47th time for secondary school examination. He has failed 46th times but that has only made his resolve to clear the exams strong.


Not that easy to carry on after repeated failure He first appeared for the exam in 1968 but failed to clear it. In 1995, Yadav cleared all the papers but flunked in Mathematics.

“Each time it so happens that I pass in some subjects, but fail in others. For example, if I get enough marks in mathematics and science, I fail in Hindi and English. This time, I hope to pass all,” a confident Yadav told the Times of India.
He has vowed to not marry until heclears the class tenth exam. His parents passed away in his childhood and he has been living alone for last 30 years now. There are many in his village who admire and gift him stationaries to help him with his study. At the same time, there are naysayers who believe he has gone crazy. Charan wants to pass the exam, so that he can die in peace.


Well this would have been me but my Father slapped me hard when I got 70% in my 8th Grade unit tests.
So yeah, the same pain....