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To study or for better job opportunities, we have to move away from home.Some of us have been away from our parents and family since school while some of us are sent away to study. We learn to be independent and we sort our things ourselves. We are always under the pressure of being successful. Living away from home makes you stronger but we also miss our family, love and care. If you too are living away in a hostel or as PG from your home to study or to work, you will surely relate to the list.

1.) You get phone calls from your mother at least 10 times a day.

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She always asks about your food, health, studies etc., etc. The list goes on! She needs all the latest updates of your life and there's no two ways about that. 

2.) You and your roommates live like a family. Sometimes they lie to your parents for you and you do the same to their parents. 

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You almost spend your whole day with them. Naturally, you guys know everything about each other.

3.) You can go wherever you want at any time, buy anything you want, eat whatever you want and do whatever you want.

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There is no one to stop you. And it's so damn easy to find a partner in crime. 

4.) You have turned into a very important family member, as now your kin have limited time to show their love to you. 

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After all you are the one who does not live with the family now. It freaks out your siblings.

5.) You have finally realized the value of home cooked food. It's the best.

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You are just tired of eating the food served in the mess. Also, you can't always go out and eat, can you?!

6.) Calling your lover or hanging out with him/her is so easy for you now. You don't have the fear of getting caught.

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At home you have to be very alert while talking to them. And then you cannot meet her/him in your hometown, people know you there. But when away from home- FREEDOM!!!

7.) Your money always ends before the month and rest of the month you beg or borrow.

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Money management is not the thing for you. Seriously! 

8.) You're always on the lookout for a government holiday attached to Sunday, so that you can pack your bags and go home.

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Your parents want you home every month and yes you too feel homesick pretty often.

9.) When you come back from home you feel fresh and bring back bags full of goodies from home.

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Your mother sends you back loaded with pickles, snacks, sweets and yes lots of love.

Question Paper

1. All questions all coumpulsary. (Who am I joking with?)


2. Some other basic Instructions that you could perform in exam cause Questions are from out of the world. For you.


3. Wait? Why are you even reading this with full concentration? You ain't going to find and answer in this!



                      Section A
All questions are of 1 marks that all stupid people will waste time on.


1. First shock question. You don't know what this term even mean.


2. Again a Shock. fro
From What chapter did this question orignate?

3. Finally a Question which you are able to answer.

4. Wow! Another easy question! Morale UP Maybe now you can answer the Rest in this section!


                          Section B

Each question has value of 3 marks. Your best chance to get marks on this whole paper.


5. So the last two questions gave you some hope? Let me kill it.


6. Sorry for last question. I think I have demoralized you completely. Here, answer this very easy question.


7. Another easy one.


8. Easy spree! Another one that's easy. Now morale is on the top level.

9. LOL? I'm an exam. You thought all would be easy? Bitch please. Answer this now!


10. Oh you read this question somewhere? And now don't remember whats it? Sad.


                          Section C


Big Bad ass - Easy af questions only if you mugged it. 5 marks each.


11. If you're starting your paper from here, being a Smartass, it doesn't matter. Cause overall you still cant.


12. Pre Revised mugged up question. The only question that will ensure your Marks are in double figures.


13.


Some Idiotic Baseless Diagram, highly Unrealistic but asked cause its fun. Also because just to test if you have patience and reading skills because the questions are sooooo easy.


14. This is the easiest to score question in the whole exam but it doesn't matter because you have no time left. Why does such questions have to be in the end? Coincidence? I think not.


15. Final Question! Only for those Brave, Studious, Hard-working, Serious, fast, Intelligent and planned students who were able to complete the paper before the time ends. Or for those who just Skipped all the questions above as they don't know anything in paper and surely won't know this also.



------Enjoy for Some days Till Results Declare -------

How many of you are having finals in your college/school or preparing for it?

Well how does it feel like to use Unmarked, Brand _new_ books?

That too a syllabus as huge and vast as GB road. Haha Joking. It's more than that.

Well all that I can say is - Good Luck - May God save you. :P