Every time I get chicken nuggets from McDonald's, I'm usually half cut and do not pay attention to what I'm shoving in my mouth.

That wouldn't be the case however, if I was told there's a chance there might be a golden nugget hiding in my box. I'd check those fuckers carefully.

A new promotion in Japan is making people double check their nuggets, as they are dropping an 18 carat gold chicken nugget into a random box, which will be worth £1,000 to the finder.

It comes along side the release of two new dipping sauces that are being released in Japan - fruit curry and creamy cheese.

Shits all over McDonald's Monopoly, doesn't it?

There's a separate Twitter competition running alongside the golden nuggets, where users try to guess the identity of the thief in the advert.

The weekly winners of that competition are rewarded with 39 chicken nuggets.

All of that sounds great, only it makes no fucking sense to give out 39 nuggets. Make it 40.

And why only China? :/

Ladies and gentlemen, Avicii has quit music. Sort of.

Yes you read that right: the King of EDM, as we're sure at least a few people have called him over the years, has abdicated. He's left the building. Goodnight. Sayonara. That's it. Finished. Game over.

In a statement released on his website, Avicii, AKA Tim Bergling, has revealed that we'll never see him again. Well, at least after his current tour ends, he'll no longer be playing live shows. So he's not actually stopping making music, but if we want to see the man himself in the flesh you'll need to become super solid personal friends with him.

This is what he wrote

"Thank you for letting me fulfil so many of my dreams," he says. "I will be forever grateful to have experienced and accomplished all that I have with the help of the team around me and my beloved fans. Thank you to all my peers in the business for building a new movement that took the world by storm and I was lucky enough to be in the middle of it. Thank you to all my partners through the years who believed in what I have created and wanted to amplify my work to a truly global presence."

Ah, the glorious aim of the artist — to establish a truly global presence! Nice work, Timbo, mate. Rather intriguingly, right at the bottom of the post, the man behind classics like"Wake Me Up" and "Levels" includes his new phone number, stating, "P.S. I've got a new phone so you can text me re all this +46769436383. Please bare with me I might not be super quick to reply. X"

Wow great! Right? Nope. Now as he has millions of followers and have got like million of texts I don't think he would be replying mine for sure. Also as you can see in the photos that he doesn't have a good sense of humour. So he's a Twat. Well I'm  gonna keep trying though.

Will follow with more texts in a separate post :v