Advices are always easy to get from everywhere, anywhere from Anyone and anytime.

And India, the country where people are Soooooooo "Generous" you'll get an advice, even from a totally Anonymous person, in the middle of a street, even if he has no clue what is your Issue or problem.

And for once try to deny; the advice that people give you, you'll see the pain in them, like you've tried to cut out their kidney even if he was the one who was offering Dialysis.

People are soo emotionally attached to their "Wise Advises" and feel that it's the best thing that the person getting Advised* will ever listen in his whole life. They try to make it more serious for the guy by constantly repeating, "Don't joke I'm serious" "It's the truth of the life " . Yeah like God himself came down to you and told you the Truth of life. 😑

Even though these creatures are everywhere in every form, family members, Long distant unknown relatives, teachers, friends, drunk guys, homeless and uneducated, unemployed people (They are the Well of advises.) but the most Dangerous of all is Your Mum's best friend.

Typical Aunty

How are advises dangerous and that too from my aunt?

Advises are never dangerous till you're the only one listening to it and you are not going to see the person for quite a time. But Aunts and even uncle who are close to your parents are the most dangerous people. They have it all planned and they work in steps.

Step 1: Information Gathering : First they try to find out all about what you do, what do you study, sports you play, what you drive, even what  undergarment brand you wear.

Step 2: Personal Interview : After they have known all about you and what you do they would here it from you. And moreover they'll make a face like they don't know shit. "Beta, what's your name? Beta, you are studying non med? Beta, do you eat food? Beta, do you breath oxygen?" FfS

Step 3: The first advise to you : You'll get their first advise really very soon, and if you are unlucky then on the first talk. You will feel its never bad to hear an elder giving advise. Oh No.. *Evil Grin*

Not engineer? Photographer?

Step 4: The Manipulation : This is the step your Aunt was waiting for, all what she did was for this step. She'll never talk to you on a random day but every day, when your mom meets/ talks with her, she will be there giving advises.
Suddenly the Aunt who had friend few friend including your mom and done BA in a language or no what so ever education, become career advisor.

It goes like this, "Beta Non Med karlo bohot scope hai"..."Beta Computer Science lena bohot scope hai"..." Beta Govt Job karna bohot scope hai"... "Beta Bhad me jao Bohot scope hai".

But as if it ever affects you. But here you getting affected is not the case. Its your parent, specially your mom.
If you got tell my mom that there is a kid of your friend, who is doing Bba and will then become software engineer, trust me she will tell me that and ask me to do it. 😳😳😳

So in short whatever you do, I advise you all to stay away from the advises.

*Paradox*

😂

Trolling Indian PS :)

Just like every year, the seriousness and the enthusiasm to study and be in top ranks in tests faded within a month.
By the time I met 2 crank heads who just sat behind me and Vihaam. Never knew these crazy guys would turn out to be my best friends till now.

It's common in all Best friends group: There are 4 Type of person in this Group. I would generalize this with mine:

1. Vihaam : The guy you know better than all, because you know him before. He hangs out mostly with you only. But he is readily friendly. You may have not known who is sitting beside you for a week but he already knows his name and where he lives. Fat guy who wants to lose weight but can't because food is love, food is life. Always high in cash but doesn't show it till you talk about going to KFC or Dominoes. He is not shy with girls, but can't reach even the first base because he gets friendzoned. Understands less and pops up more on anything you try to tell him. Has amazing skills in test. He is better than a CCTV camera. He can see all the answers from any angle from someone else answer sheet. Brother for life and a Friend forever.

2. Redaant : The guy of easy liking. He is friendly, intelligent and Powerful. Not a shy guy but conservative in nature. Talks less shit, does more work. Has amazing sense of humour and the guy who doesn't let you study because of epic jokes he cracks and you laugh constantly throughout the whole period. Father's a scientist, trying to keep up with the professional name. Amazing artist. You can't figure it out, how someone like him doesn't have a girlfriend. That type of guy who has a single crush but can't say to her even if he knows that she too like him. Brother for life and a Friend Forever.

3. Sishab : The Crazy, Idiotic, And partner in crime. You bond well with him because he Laughs when you laugh, he goes where you goes, he is helping, your and his views are similar and most important, He understands your all jokes that no one can. He is shy in person and Charlie Sheen on Internet. Has lots of girlfriends that you can't keep count and it's always complicated . The one that has the shittiest phone(windows). He is that guy with whome you put all your innovation and plans and startups to work with. brother for life and friends forever.

4. Me -4th Guy - (As told by my other friends and not me) - Good Natured, play-boyish, has a lot of crazy talks that no one believes but are true. Techno Savy (that's what they wrote in school yearbook). Daring, as Sir Eminem says " Don't give a Fu**" type person. But get caught up in crazy things and always need sorting out. Has 3x girl friends as to boys. But has a Crush on a weird girl, which no one can understand except him.

So we four met by chance and remained best friends forever. RSVP - what we loved to be called as - Initials of your name.

Now it was all bout what they ment to me and shit we did. Over 2 years.

-TBC-

The second day I found a revised batch list and this time with teachers name. My name got shifted to another batch, the batch that Vihaam too was in, and also taught by Ankush sir. Maybe the sir has shifted me here.

I went straight to my new batch 004, and met Vihaam. Not changed at all from last time I saw him. I was surprised why he chose non med, because till tenth he was not one of the smart kids in science. He didn't reply clearly. When I thought about it.... question arose.

Why does anyone take up Non Med?

So here's how I classify it according to people I know :


1. Those who are passionate about it. Wants to do good for country and think that they will do it by becoming Engineer.

2. Those who got good marks in 10th, high on enthusiasm to choose the most difficult field, Non Med.

3. Those who think becoming a computer science engineer means - Money.

The Other Types :-

4. Those who thought that it is something related to Computer and it would be easy. Haha Lol.


5. The family Pressure- Father is an Engineer, siblings are engineer or some far cousin got good marks and took engineering or Sharma Ji's son is also doing engineering. In this case, you are nothing more than a competetion prop. You will be compared to others throughout your studies. You will get needless tips, which they call 'Guideance". Don't even think that if you become successful in something, this will stop. Your parents will anyhow find someone else who is better than you.

6. Now this is the special case, but the funniest. A guy, took Engineering, just because her girlfriend took it, so that he could be near her during school as well as tuition. Awwwww soo cute! -_- F*** Logic.

7. Those who have no clue. Not a single reason. They don't know what they're doing, what they're going to do, what they want to be, what they would probably be. They just study, because their parents send them to. Just like a robot, with real low processing speed, messed up programming and made of bones and flesh.

These were all I could figure out. And to place Vihaam in this, obviously need to know him better. Well, with time will.. maybe.


-TBC-