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Advices are always easy to get from everywhere, anywhere from Anyone and anytime.

And India, the country where people are Soooooooo "Generous" you'll get an advice, even from a totally Anonymous person, in the middle of a street, even if he has no clue what is your Issue or problem.

And for once try to deny; the advice that people give you, you'll see the pain in them, like you've tried to cut out their kidney even if he was the one who was offering Dialysis.

People are soo emotionally attached to their "Wise Advises" and feel that it's the best thing that the person getting Advised* will ever listen in his whole life. They try to make it more serious for the guy by constantly repeating, "Don't joke I'm serious" "It's the truth of the life " . Yeah like God himself came down to you and told you the Truth of life. 😑

Even though these creatures are everywhere in every form, family members, Long distant unknown relatives, teachers, friends, drunk guys, homeless and uneducated, unemployed people (They are the Well of advises.) but the most Dangerous of all is Your Mum's best friend.


Typical Aunty

How are advises dangerous and that too from my aunt?

Advises are never dangerous till you're the only one listening to it and you are not going to see the person for quite a time. But Aunts and even uncle who are close to your parents are the most dangerous people. They have it all planned and they work in steps.

Step 1: Information Gathering : First they try to find out all about what you do, what do you study, sports you play, what you drive, even what  undergarment brand you wear.

Step 2: Personal Interview : After they have known all about you and what you do they would here it from you. And moreover they'll make a face like they don't know shit. "Beta, what's your name? Beta, you are studying non med? Beta, do you eat food? Beta, do you breath oxygen?" FfS

Step 3: The first advise to you : You'll get their first advise really very soon, and if you are unlucky then on the first talk. You will feel its never bad to hear an elder giving advise. Oh No.. *Evil Grin*


Not engineer? Photographer?

Step 4: The Manipulation : This is the step your Aunt was waiting for, all what she did was for this step. She'll never talk to you on a random day but every day, when your mom meets/ talks with her, she will be there giving advises.
Suddenly the Aunt who had friend few friend including your mom and done BA in a language or no what so ever education, become career advisor.

It goes like this, "Beta Non Med karlo bohot scope hai"..."Beta Computer Science lena bohot scope hai"..." Beta Govt Job karna bohot scope hai"... "Beta Bhad me jao Bohot scope hai".

But as if it ever affects you. But here you getting affected is not the case. Its your parent, specially your mom.
If you got tell my mom that there is a kid of your friend, who is doing Bba and will then become software engineer, trust me she will tell me that and ask me to do it. 😳😳😳

So in short whatever you do, I advise you all to stay away from the advises.

*Paradox*

😂



Trolling Indian PS :)
Now Back with the Wierd Websites but this time, three websites that you have to bookmark, cause trust me they will help you . Enjoy Reading :D

1. The Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....


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This is a lovely website really but in a geeky and odd way, and it can be useful especially if you are having a bad day. So if you ever feel like screaming really loud at work but you can’t because you will get fired, just visit nooooooooooooooo.com, put your headphones on, click the button as many times as you like and let Darth Vader do the job for you

2. The Zombie Passion 

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This is a one hundred percent free dating and social networking site for zombies, zombie lovers, zombie haters, zombie groupies, and zombie survivalists among other related groups of people related to the undead. There’s nothing strange about this website whatsoever, right? Make Dead love Here at zombiepassions.com 

3. 1111111111111111111111111111111111

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A quick look at this site shows the owner’s bizarre obsession with the number 1 and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arguably one of the craziest sites there has ever been. I mean what was owner thinking? Click Here to see -> Lot of 1 so linked.

Keep Supporting People, and we will keep posting Weird and hilarious posts :D xD
The second day I found a revised batch list and this time with teachers name. My name got shifted to another batch, the batch that Vihaam too was in, and also taught by Ankush sir. Maybe the sir has shifted me here.

I went straight to my new batch 004, and met Vihaam. Not changed at all from last time I saw him. I was surprised why he chose non med, because till tenth he was not one of the smart kids in science. He didn't reply clearly. When I thought about it.... question arose.

Why does anyone take up Non Med?

So here's how I classify it according to people I know :


1. Those who are passionate about it. Wants to do good for country and think that they will do it by becoming Engineer.

2. Those who got good marks in 10th, high on enthusiasm to choose the most difficult field, Non Med.

3. Those who think becoming a computer science engineer means - Money.

The Other Types :-

4. Those who thought that it is something related to Computer and it would be easy. Haha Lol.


5. The family Pressure- Father is an Engineer, siblings are engineer or some far cousin got good marks and took engineering or Sharma Ji's son is also doing engineering. In this case, you are nothing more than a competetion prop. You will be compared to others throughout your studies. You will get needless tips, which they call 'Guideance". Don't even think that if you become successful in something, this will stop. Your parents will anyhow find someone else who is better than you.

6. Now this is the special case, but the funniest. A guy, took Engineering, just because her girlfriend took it, so that he could be near her during school as well as tuition. Awwwww soo cute! -_- F*** Logic.

7. Those who have no clue. Not a single reason. They don't know what they're doing, what they're going to do, what they want to be, what they would probably be. They just study, because their parents send them to. Just like a robot, with real low processing speed, messed up programming and made of bones and flesh.

These were all I could figure out. And to place Vihaam in this, obviously need to know him better. Well, with time will.. maybe.


-TBC-
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Pictures like the ones you are about to see have been surfacing more and more lately, as artists around the world feel compelled to respond to some of the ugliness they see in the world.
While it may be true that artists who truly have the courage to share their thoughts on important social issues are rare, it’s great to see their emergence becoming more frequent. Even in the music industry there has been a rise of artists who have something to say and want it to be heard by the masses. While the majority of artists are not in this space and artists who do speak out are met with resistance, it’s inspiring nonetheless when it does happen.

The art below draws on a wide range of controversial issues ranging from objectification of women, war and power, social media, political abuse of resources, public perception, religion, and more.
These images may strike an unpleasant chord with some of you, but that’s okay. These are aspects of our world that we need to address. My recommendation when viewing this art is to take your time and be open, as it is of course open to interpretation. Please remember that art is open to subjective interpretation and reflects only one person’s view of the world. Feel free to share your take on the illustrations in the comment section below!
Viewer discretion is advised.
Obsession over social media attention
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Homophobia
5
Obesity in one direction, starvation in another10
The suppression of women in religion
8
Anything for more dollars15
Female genital mutilation
7
Once again…
4
Cell phone obsessed culture2
Money as a means for opportunity
14
Submissive and closed minded society
13
Objectification of women
1
Thirst for oil
12
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Selling ourselves for attention
6Rooted in virtual worlds
3
Heartless set of people
 Still into virtual love/lust
 Women usually have to make a choice between money, looks or love

 Slaves of these inventions



 Filters on our personality

 Brainwash literally
 Likecoholic(are you guys  likeocoholic?)


 Gadget zombies


* I could not find sources for all of the images so if you know the artists other than who I mentioned above please let me know!
Introduction

Well, I'll start off by introducing myself and what I'll post that would go for a long time.

This is real life experience of engineering aspirants or Non Med students that all others can relate.

I live in Chandigarh, been here for a long time. The motive I came here from a small town was, as my father describes, for better education.
I agree with him, he put me in a good school that developed me in all fields and made me capable to go further anywhere. Till 10th I enjoyed my school life. Some students will say it sucked but for me it was best time of my life.

But after 10th you have to choose a subject and from a school student, you become a tuition tot. So leaving all the memories behind, I leaped into my new life - " Non Medical Student".

I entered the field unknowing of future studies , but just for the fact that a successful engineer is a big earner. A big earner has a better life. Better life means better options and more freedom. So for all the things -> You have to be a Successful Engineer. And for that you need to be in some Big Institute, that promises that we will train you in such a way that you will crack IIT. *Laughs*

Also because my 6th grade HINDI teacher told my Mom that I will become a scientist because I wrote a good essay on it (Which I copied from google).
And Guidance issue -> I have no IITians, NITians or any type of Science student in my family that I know. All are in business related activity. If I had some brother /Sister /Cousin doing non med, they would have come and already explain to me what was it.

So with this lack of Guidance and high in hopes with good CGPA in 10th grade I joined a famous Top institute "Sky-IITJee ". The total fees for my 2 years study that I can recall was 2.2 lacks that included Tuition fees, books, accessories like Bag, an ugly sweatshirt, 20 benches that were converted into canvas by me and taxes (Don't forget to pay Taxes).

The tuition was the beginning of my new ride.

TBC


There’s no dearth of humor  in this world. Here are some tl;dr (too long; did not read) one liners that perfectly describe these 25 countries in the world. Pun intended!